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Old 17-01-2005, 07:58 PM   #1
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THE CHICKEN

The priest in a small village was very fond of the rooster and 10 hens he kept out the back of the parish house. One Saturday night, the rooster went missing and the priest suspected it had been stolen. The next day at the morning mass, he asked the congregation " Has anybody got a cock ?"
All the men stood up.
"No" the priest said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock ?"
All the women stood up.
"No" He said with a hint of annoyance.
"That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them ?"
Half the women stood up.
"No" he said angrily. "That wasn't what I meant either".
"HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY COCK?"
All the choirboys stood up.
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:01 PM   #2
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omfg, he just got himself pWn3d!!111
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:03 PM   #3
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I'm still laughing, help, my breathing lol
i read it like 5times already
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:03 PM   #4
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Roflmfao!!
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:06 PM   #5
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That is absolutly awesome, well done mate, did you come up with that one?
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:08 PM   #6
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Shit NO, I aint that smart, it was just sent to me, got a good laugh, so I thought I'd share it.
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Well, good work, thats is **** funny, i still cant stop laughing.
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:hihi: :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is GOLD!!!
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:13 PM   #9
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ahahaha best. joke. ever.
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:21 PM   #10
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will pay that one, a joke i havent heard, and **** funny to boot.
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Old 17-01-2005, 08:32 PM   #11
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ROFLMAO, very funny.
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Old 17-01-2005, 10:05 PM   #12
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OMG, I actually snorted red cordial out of my nose!!
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Old 17-01-2005, 10:04 PM   #13
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One of the funniest jokes ever.
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Old 17-01-2005, 10:16 PM   #14
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Good one mate.
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Old 18-01-2005, 07:42 AM   #15
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lmao nice one normell
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