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15-01-2005, 11:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Rockhampton
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16-01-2005, 10:45 PM
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Burnin Rubber
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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ROFL, someone has far to much free time.
RoboDump(tm) is a funny idea.
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16-01-2005, 11:51 PM
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The Smoking Sloth™
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Yeah, the RoboDump is hilarious. Might consider trying that one at work...
My contribution to this fine discussion is not a joke but a true story. In 2002 a certain person snapped a dunny seat at his workplace. This caused the persons butt cheeks to get caught in the crack of the seat as he tried to get up, causing immense pain by the pinching action of the crack coming together. In 2003 that same person snapped a dunny seat in a Singapore hotel. By some shear fluke, no cheek pinchage occurred this time. In 2004 the same person caused a hairline fracture in a dunny seat at his workplace. This person had hoped to achieve a hat trick of yearly seat breakages but a hairline fracture is not a full breakage, hence hat trick denied. 2005... a new year and the mission continues... Pic of pwn3d 2003 Singapore shitter attached.
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17-01-2005, 03:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Bundoora
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Wonder who that was 3Toed? That story is just as funny each time read!
Thank your lucky stars the crack wasnt on the front of the seat and the ol bag o'jewels didnt cop a nasty pinch causing much a high pitched yelp! |
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18-01-2005, 10:29 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Coast, NSW
Posts: 383
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Havent cracked the toilet seat, but I have cracked the toilet lid.
This was last schoolies, when my g/f and I were in the bathroom "having a shower" I dunno how we explained that one. |
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18-01-2005, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canberra, ACT HeadGaskets: 2
Posts: 1,830
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Cherry bombs and school toilets are fun.
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