crap movies

RSgerry · 12-01-2005, 12:46 AM

what are the crappiest films you have seen?

being a horror fan, i get to see more than my fair share of films that shouldnt have been made. a couple that spring to mind are;

blair witch project - an exercise in hype, and that was about it. scariest film since the exorcist my ****

alien v predator - i am still trying to work out how to get that 90 minutes of my life returned to me. crap photography, crap acting and one of the worst scrpits EVER, and an ending that has to be seen to be believed. truly awful.

finally, anything that comes under the generic heading 'romantic comedy'. neither romantic nor funny. usually starring 'actors' such as meg ryan, julia roberts and that soppy english drip, hugh grant. they should all be lined up and shot.

FordFan86 · 12-01-2005, 12:52 AM

hmmmn i don't recal any bad movies yet, but its 12;23 so what would i know. if i dont like it i don't watch it.

the rock has got to be one of my favourite movies. sean connery is my favourite actor.
i will watch almost any movie if i find it in anyway funny or interesting etc...

tickford2001 · 12-01-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RSgerry

what are the crappiest films you have seen?

blair witch project - an exercise in hype, and that was about it. scariest film since the exorcist my ****

have to agree with this - that movie was the biggest disappointment

i went along to it expecting it to be the best movie, and for it to scare me beyond my belief, but it turned out to bore me beyond belief instead...

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Franky · 12-01-2005, 01:26 AM

Lately the movies i've been watching are all good, maybe i'm an expert at picking movies I dunno

. I hired out iRobot thinking it might be a bit of a dissapointment but it was quite good. Probably the crappest movie that i've seen in the last few months was 28 days later and that wasn't exactly terrible.

I know the best movie by far that i've seen lately is Team America: Street Police.

Smoked · 12-01-2005, 02:09 AM

Alien Vs Predator just toally ruined what was both a very marketable and profitable bunch of movies. I liked both Predator movies alot, Alien was ok, got bit corny, but still believeable, now its just total crap.

Also think, Thunderbirds and Lost in Space were total f**K ups.

JADED6 · 12-01-2005, 02:24 AM

There is only one movie i HATE.
A french film called Irreversible.
I wont watch that movie again.
Had to see it once due to hype and sensors banning it.
Filming the segments in reverse chronological order served no purpose at all in this movie.
In a movie like Memento that has a similar reverse order thing, there is apoint as the guy has memory issues and as things come to him, they come to you.

I didn't mind the blair witch project. Those who expected a LOT just got caught up in the media hype. It was a LOW budget scare movie made specifically for fans of that genre. It wasn't intended to be huge and i doubt the film makers were the ones who said it was going to be scarier than the exorcist. (of which i think is a funny movie)

AUIII XR8 MAN · 12-01-2005, 04:15 AM

It would be Moulin Rouge. I was on back shift at work & boy i'm still drity that the supervisor wouldn't turn it off & he didn't think any better of it either. It has to be the biggest waste of money every put onto film.

Psycho Chicken · 12-01-2005, 07:45 PM

Moulin Rouge
Zoolander (I couldn't make any sense of it)
Waterworld (worst MadMax rip off ever!)
Battlefield Earth
Pear Harbour (it went for longer than the raid did....nuff said)
The Last Samurai....craaaapppppppp
Titanic

At the E-Series drive in meet I turned my car around to watch the Mancurian Candidate over Anchor Man. My god, did it even have a plot?!

InitialD · 13-01-2005, 12:37 PM

[QUOTE=Psycho Chicken]Moulin Rouge
Zoolander (I couldn't make any sense of it)
Waterworld (worst MadMax rip off ever!)
Battlefield Earth
Pear Harbour (it went for longer than the raid did....nuff said)
The Last Samurai....craaaapppppppp
Titanic
Dont forget Muriels Wedding and Looking for Alibrandi

Mike Gayner · 12-01-2005, 05:29 AM

Tears of the Sun starring Bruce Willis. Jesus christ, that movie was so god damn boring.

One of the best movies I've seen lately is Phone Booth. Excellent film.

champsky · 12-01-2005, 09:20 AM

i hate all love movies and romance flicks full stop!

im pretty easy with my movies, i dont get all too worried about story line and all that bs, if it entertains me for a while then its aight in my books :P

my best kind of movis are comedies, not the jimcarey type bs, he just sucks. I'm talking about movies like babrer shop 1+2, half baked, life, nutty professor 1+2 etc

ooh and hong kong flicks! bets ever action movies imo!

eb_5litre · 12-01-2005, 09:24 AM

I cant believe Farce & the Ficticious hasnt been mentioned yet....

The worst movie I've ever seen is Barb Wire with Pam Anderson.
The best Ive seen recently would have to be Chronicles Of Riddick and Eurotrip Uncut.

Paris Hilton · 12-01-2005, 09:39 AM

Titanic...jeez how long do you want to chat to your girlfriend in -600c waters?

Less talking more dieing.

That movie took 14 hours of my life and I want them back.

champsky · 12-01-2005, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Selekta

Titanic...jeez how long do you want to chat to your girlfriend in -600c waters?

Less talking more dieing.

That movie took 14 hours of my life and I want them back.

14 hours?????? dude!!! how the hell did you manage to watch it for 14 hours???

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Paris Hilton · 12-01-2005, 12:49 PM

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14 hours?????? dude!!! how the hell did you manage to watch it for 14 hours???

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I was awake for 4 minutes but those 4 minutes seemed like 14 hours :P

MethodX · 12-01-2005, 01:01 PM

The Postman - a really bad looooooooong movie, what was Costner on?
Waterworld i agree - shocking

Batman and Robin - Script was decided over a cofee break

xdc351 · 12-01-2005, 01:15 PM

Ahh, so many shockers, i'll just go for a couple.

Garfield was a terrible disappointment.

My Boss's Daughter was so predictable I was calling the jokes up to 30 minutes before they actually happened, and they were less funny than I thought possible.

Love actually. Nothing more needs to be said, ever, about this movie.

As for good recent movies, I loved Kill Bill 1&2.

TheOtherHalf · 26-02-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Selekta

Titanic...jeez how long do you want to chat to your girlfriend in -600c waters?

Less talking more dieing.

That movie took 14 hours of my life and I want them back.

Gawd I thought I was alone in thinking this movie (Titanic) was crapola, the only good thing about watching a tape of it is the fast forward button. There's more excitement in the last 15 minutes than anywhere else in the movie.

I refer to it 'as THAT comedy Titanic'....good to watch when one is getting enjoyably ****ed on red wine.....
:baby bott :baby bott :baby bott

Homer1 · 12-01-2005, 11:11 AM

By far Titanic.......that was an awful waste of 3hrs and 7(?) Acadamy Awards. I know some people who love in and have seen it in excess of 10 times. I almost shot myelf after the 1st time.

Garfield was pretty awful too (although I'm a fan of the cartoon strip)

champsky · 12-01-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Homer1

By far Titanic.......that was an awful waste of 3hrs and 7(?) Acadamy Awards. I know some people who love in and have seen it in excess of 10 times. I almost shot myelf after the 1st time.

Garfield was pretty awful too (although I'm a fan of the cartoon strip)

yeah ive seen it once.

fell asleep bout 5 mins into it.

woke up when the ppl were falling into the water and saw some guy drop onto some railings, then fell asleep again

then woke up again during the ending credits.

best sleep i had in ages hehehehe

b2tf · 12-01-2005, 11:36 AM

'King Arthur' with Keira Knightley (cant remember the guy's name) - dodgiest, most madeup piece of crap movie ever. Really stupid.

champsky · 12-01-2005, 01:02 PM

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'King Arthur' with Keira Knightley (cant remember the guy's name) - dodgiest, most madeup piece of crap movie ever. Really stupid.

was that the one where merlin was a forest hag who couldnt do magic?
and where king arthur was like a roman or something?

if so, yeah big a-s-s POS!!! imho anyways :P

Quasi · 24-01-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by back2thefutura

'King Arthur' with Keira Knightley (cant remember the guy's name) - dodgiest, most madeup piece of crap movie ever. Really stupid.

Historically, it is fairly close to the truth. What's made up is the romantic version that everyone has seen redone a hundred times. I enjoy this more romantic, and chivelrous version also, but appreciated the more factual account of 'King Arthur'.

By the way.....there is no Santa Clause.

As far as crap movies goes:
Battlefield Earth
Solaris
Insomnia
Anything with Ben Stiller in it, and a couple snake movies

Pearly · 25-01-2005, 08:44 PM

Any "Horror" movie is shite to me.

I grew up with an older brother who used to love watching them, and I would stay up late watching with him. They don't even begin to scare me, and their story lines are an absolute load of crap.

Recent crappy movies I've seen would include Elektra, and The Grudge(friend made me go see it, and I should have gone with my first instict of saying no, as he was the one that picked the last horror movie I saw "Blair Witch Project" which was a total waste of time).

The Ring was another stupid movie with an incredibly stupid story line.

The Mighty Red · 12-01-2005, 12:33 PM

WATERWORLD....the so-called mad max on water.......NOT!

WHAT A BORING P.O.S!!

masters24 · 12-01-2005, 05:42 PM

GOULIES I and II

Thornie · 12-01-2005, 06:08 PM

IN THE RED would have to be the crappest movie ive seen aussie try hard fast and the furious utter shit

Ay-You-Steve · 12-01-2005, 06:17 PM

Zoolander: IMO the biggest waste of film ever realed out, followed closely by Eyes Wide Shut.... :gren:

Paris Hilton · 12-01-2005, 06:56 PM

hey at least fast and the furious was funny :P

"whatcha doing? grannie shifting instead of double clutchin' like you should"

Homer1 · 13-01-2005, 09:01 AM

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hey at least fast and the furious was funny :P

"whatcha doing? grannie shifting instead of double clutchin' like you should"

Ah, can't believe I forgot to list this poor excuse of a film on my list. IMO, this movie is solely responsible for the idiocy and utter monstrosities we see on our roads today!! Damn you F&F!