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16-01-2021, 08:21 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Pt Lincoln far side South Oz
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pure plagiarism, I have
borrowed' this from another forum, some of the answers were funny as but it also shows something of the age we each grew up in. My mother had eyes in the back of her head.
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16-01-2021, 09:21 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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santa claus
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16-01-2021, 09:37 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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gov ment
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yes still (as money n time permit) doing the rebuilding the zh fairlane with a clevo 400m 4v heads injected whipple blown with aode 4 speed trans to a 9" ....... we'll get there eventually just remember don't be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark...Professionals built the Titanic! I have taken up meditation... at least it's better than sitting around doing nothing !! |
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16-01-2021, 10:34 PM
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Shenanigans..............
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Boogeyman, god to name a few. Then I turned seven.
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16-01-2021, 10:51 PM
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FG XR6 Ute & Sedan
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I can't think of any; I think I must have been born a disbelieving cynic.
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16-01-2021, 10:57 PM
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RS The Faster Fords
 
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My uncle was missing a couple of fingers... he told me he lost them fighting a crocodile.
I'm still calling bull **** that he chopped them as an apprentice butcher.
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17-01-2021, 10:35 AM
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16-01-2021, 11:00 PM
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FG XR6 Ute & Sedan
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Ok; masturbation makes you go blind. Still not sure about that one; I'll look it up in Wikipedia after my new reading glasses arrive.
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17-01-2021, 08:29 AM
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If it ain't broke........
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Watching the News readers on TV. It didn't matter where I moved in the room, there eyes kept following me.............
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17-01-2021, 10:20 AM
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VFII SS UTE
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aliens; but all ways in black & white..
must have been the TV show i watched..
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I don't often hear the sound of a screaming LSX. But when I do, So do the neighbours.. GO SOUTHS
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18-01-2021, 12:09 PM
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Well that might explain a few things, a lot of them are from another planet.  
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17-01-2021, 11:37 AM
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God and heaven and all that BS.
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17-01-2021, 08:02 PM
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17-01-2021, 08:18 PM
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I thought that all young women were pure, angel like, mysterious, fascinating, butter wouldn't melt in their mouth creatures.
Boy, has that opinion changed 
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Time was on my side! |
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18-01-2021, 01:28 PM
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Msm......
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18-01-2021, 02:08 PM
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Lived in country NSW as a kid.
We were going to visit Sydney and I was terrified of the drive over the Bridge because I thought we’d be driving over the arch. |
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18-01-2021, 02:48 PM
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Shenanigans..............
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The car was always going to run out of fuel.
Old man would only put $5 in for a 100k trip. 
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18-01-2021, 06:41 PM
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 he fuel the neighbours car as well 
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yes still (as money n time permit) doing the rebuilding the zh fairlane with a clevo 400m 4v heads injected whipple blown with aode 4 speed trans to a 9" ....... we'll get there eventually just remember don't be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark...Professionals built the Titanic! I have taken up meditation... at least it's better than sitting around doing nothing !! |
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18-01-2021, 06:49 PM
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Pretty much anything anyone told me in a believable tone of voice. And yes I felt stupid retelling these stories to others who pointed out they wer bull****
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18-01-2021, 08:12 PM
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Shenanigans..............
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 Anyway, people with a bald head were a bit freaky. |
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19-01-2021, 11:53 AM
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Dirty Old Barst@#D  Hope you're OK. |
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19-01-2021, 12:01 PM
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A mate had one of them, multiple victims suicided. I’ve given thought to subtly removing the name from his headstone - if the whole thing was destroyed or taken up, it would probably be replaced - simply taking his name away it might remain.
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18-01-2021, 08:18 PM
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santa claus, the easter bunny, tooth fairy and ADULTS TELLING THE TRUTH AND WISDOM.
but i was in a family that taught "the fear of god" , and "if you do this wrong you will go to hell" that was my lesson. and "little boys should be seen and not heard" as a naïve young lad, they were all strong words. i don't take that stuff to seriously, these days. i,m just a ****in alcoholic now.(joke) |
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18-01-2021, 08:20 PM
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i hope this thread doesn't get to creepy.
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18-01-2021, 10:44 PM
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18-01-2021, 08:56 PM
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FG XR6 Ute & Sedan
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As I was told, Rolls Royces have a lifetime warranty and hardly ever break down. Seems nothing is further than the truth. About as reliable as a politician's promise.
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