Quotable Quotes.

[96 FORD]

Welcome to the Quotable Quotes.

I don't know about anyone else but I get a lot of Laughs out Classic one liners. So Join in & share the Fun.

Some examples are:

Artificial Inteligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Nothing good will ever come of this.

I have a dream.

So let us know your Quotable Quotes.

[sierra63]

How about this one ??

If it ain't broke - don't fix it.

[RegSpec]

If the human race is one of the few species to learn from the mistakes of others.....
Why is it that so many of us show such disinclination to do so?.....

[96 FORD]

If God Created the Universe, He did so in a way that it could create itself.
" Stephen Hawkins "

[XG_Falcon]

Originally Posted by 96 FORD

If God Created the Universe, He did so in a way that it could create itself.
" Stephen Hawkins "

One of my favourite quotes from Hawkings - on the topic of computer viruses:

"I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive."

[96 FORD]

Keep them coming.

There is no such thing as Gravity. The World sucks.

Stupid is as Stupid does. " Forrest Gump "

[.:4:.]

Originally Posted by 96 FORD

If God Created the Universe, He did so in a way that it could create itself.
" Stephen Hawkins "

I alway say to my apprentices "if Stephen Hawkins is so smart, why can't he walk?" Usually followed by "get back under there and stop complaining". I also like the Simpsons quote "beer, the cause and solution to all of life's problems"

[XG_Falcon]

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

[XG_Falcon]

"Life does not forgive weakness."

"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you."

"It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right."

"Don't worry about those who talk about you behind your back, they're behind you for a reason."

"The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them."

"The best revenge is massive success."


I could post many more, including great ones in German but I don't think they will keep their meaning if I translate them.

[XG_Falcon]

I had just finished feeding my dog when I remembered a quote my grandfather used to tell me back in Germany. Can't believe it slipped my mind. I'm not sure where this saying originates but this is the English version:

"You don't drown by falling in the water, you drown by staying there."

[superyob]

Shut up in your mouth!!

Beau Ryan, Footy show...

[96 FORD]

" DOOOOHHHHHHH !!! " Who else but Homer Simpson.

Never did I see a wild thing feel sorry for itself.

A Bird will fall frozen from a branch.

Without ever feeling sorry for itself. Edgar Alan Poe.

That's one stupid Bird I reckon.

[SSD-85]

Man is the unnatural animal, the rebel child of nature, and more and more does he turn himself against the harsh and fitful hand that reared him.
- H. G. Wells

As long as you hate, there will be people to hate. - George Harrison

A lie told often enough, becomes truth. - Vladmir Lenin

[96 FORD]

What about some Classic Monty Python.

" I Fart in your direction, King Arthur "

" Is that all you've got "

" He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy "

" Were not the Judean people's front. Were the Peoples front of Judea."

" Always look on the Bright side of life " - Whistle, Whistle.

" Were all impressed down here, I can tell you."

" Just one more Mint "

[Terriplod]

"You don't need a long neck to be a goose"

[Junkyard-Dog]

Crocodile Dundee: "Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on."

[JAJH]

"Better to stay silent and appear stupid than to open your mouth and dispel all doubt".

[.:4:.]

Ooh, remembered my favourite. "Its better to regret something you did, then something you didn't do". So far has served me well

[Tassie f100]

Nothings impossible,the difficulties can be overcome immediately,the impossible will take just a little bit longer

[.:4:.]

Dont throw stones in a glass house. Impossible is impractical, but it can be done with a few tricks up your sleeve

[BOSS302]

Nothing ever changes under the sun

You can't teach common sense

Moving on is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard


Things work out - they just do

[arronm]

She still snatches second.

Sounds like a hot one Foxy.

[rst2000]

It's better to be a has been than a never was..

[Junkyard-Dog]

"WHERES THE LAMB SAUUUUUUUCE!!!?" - Gordon Ramsay.

[RHR]

never loose sight of what you set out to achieve

[Bearman]

On predicting a close result - "it's harder to pick than a broken nose"
A negative assessment of a rival's intelligence - "If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose". Another one from Cheech & Chong - "If he had another brain it'd die of loneliness".

And my favourite quote is in my signature.

[Godzilla73]

For the paranoid out there... Just because you think everyone is out to get you, doesn't mean they're not...

[XR6WGN]

One from Blackadder:

"The eyes are open, the mouth moves but Mr Brain has long since departed""

[supershifty]

A mistake made twice is a decision.

Cheers!

[XB GS 351 Coupe]

One I use at work:

"It's hard to soar like an Eagle when you are surrounded by Turkeys"

Another one I like is:

"Stupidity is doing the same thing over and expecting a different result"

Or