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15-07-2007, 03:21 AM
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The top 100 martial artists are in las vagas attending a conference. A fire breaks out an a dozen of them die in the stampede for the doors. Chuck Norris finds himself standing in front of the pearly gates and spots St Peter standing nearby. Chuck wanders over an introduces himself .
Chuck- Hi i'm Chuck Norris ,what happened?. St Peter- well chuck you were killed in the stampede and since you have lead such a good life you are entitled to go to heaven. Chuck- well thats good news i suppose but can you tell me did that upstart wannabe Barry Dawson end up here too?. St Peter- no mate Barry Dawson isn't here. Chuck- thank goodness. and with that he walks through the pearly gates into heaven.after half an hour of checking out the sights he hears the roar of applause and finds the biggest stadium he has ever seen so he goes in to check it out.the place is as big as a small country,1 million angels are sitting in the stands cheering and in the middle of the field is BARRY DAWSON fighting a 1000 demons and giving them a dead set hiding. Chuck storms out and heads back to the pearly gates to confront St Peter. Chuck- you lied to me, you said Barry Dawson wasn't here. St Peter- what do you mean? he isn't here. so Chuck describes how he just saw Barry Dawson kicking and chewing bubble gum against 1000 demons. St Peter- don't worry chuck that wasn't Barry Dawson. that was GOD impersonating BARRY DAWSON. |
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15-07-2007, 05:48 AM
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Only a matter of time.
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i thought he died!:P
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15-07-2007, 11:08 AM
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That story would clearly never happen. If Chuck Norris were in that situation he would have inhaled all the air to starve the fire. That or just roundhouse kicked everyone in his path clear to the exit.
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15-07-2007, 11:39 AM
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15-07-2007, 08:22 PM
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Round house kick > Fire.
GAME OVER! |
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15-07-2007, 08:25 PM
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He is good , isnt he,,
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15-07-2007, 08:26 PM
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I like that one...Barry Dawson is a champ!
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15-07-2007, 08:38 PM
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true.i heard that when barry dawson gets pulled over for speeding the cops give him money.
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15-07-2007, 08:44 PM
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HAHAHA That's brilliant!!
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15-07-2007, 08:56 PM
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The Australian Rugby Union has just announced it's team to compete in the world cup in france ..........BARRY DAWSON
and Sterling Mortlock[he's the only one worthy enough to carry his bags] |
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15-07-2007, 09:40 PM
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Kick out tha Jams
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hahaha - I can see this thread will be pure gold
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15-07-2007, 10:52 PM
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yes i heard they have bottled barry dawsons pee...you and I know it as Red Bull
Barry Dawson also visited the virgin islands....they are now knows as 'the islands' |
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15-07-2007, 11:22 PM
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BARRY DAWSON decided to go to tasmania for a holiday. he swam it in 2 hours.
BARRY DAWSON was in a hurry to get back so he decided to run back instead. |
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16-07-2007, 12:27 PM
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16-07-2007, 06:30 PM
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BARRY DAWSON once killed a cloud
BARRY DAWSON counted to infinity twice |
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16-07-2007, 07:56 PM
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BARRY DAWSON gets his condoms custom made by hoosier.
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16-07-2007, 08:15 PM
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HAHAHAHA
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16-07-2007, 08:40 PM
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whos barry dawson?>
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16-07-2007, 08:40 PM
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BARRY DAWSON sleeps with a night light on not because he is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of BARRY DAWSON!!!
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16-07-2007, 09:06 PM
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BARY DAWSON invented the internet so that he had somewhere to store his porn.
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28-07-2007, 11:30 PM
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Well I heard Barry Dawson once told Chuck Norris that a round house kick wasn't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the greatest mistake anyone has ever made.
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28-07-2007, 11:48 PM
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28-07-2007, 11:52 PM
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^^^
So you read my sig?  _I reckon this thread's about done....
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28-07-2007, 11:58 PM
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i dont read sigs...nor do i have one..i have a large instead...
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29-07-2007, 12:12 AM
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BARRY DAWSON was the first man to climb Mt Everest. He was trying to get reception on his nokia.
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29-07-2007, 12:16 AM
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Barry Dawson is over-rated!
Barry Dawson has his couger like he has his women, 12 years old and mixed with coke. |
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