[DFB FGXR6]

I've been looking after a commercial property for a few years now on a busy corner, within walking distance of the local white-trash cesspit of town. This was a new build, which meant a corresponding new build garden.

Well, the amount of plants that got stolen over the first two years was just ridiculous, no doubt someone has started themselves a nice garden............or sold them on marketplace for a tidy profit. The owner continued to fund the replacements, and I continued to plant new plants that would disappear within a few hours.

Well, now that the garden has started to establish, the plant thieving has stopped. But now the hoodlums have taken to snapping lawn sprinklers. And not your average plastic pop up, but the expensive gear driven ones that cost at least $30 a pop plus my labour to replace. Major pain in the ar.e.