[Vincenzo]

Hey Poppa, I feel your pain - I am in a similar situation. Before anyone thinks this is racist may I suggest you think again.

Woman lives out in Arnhem Land and owns a Land Cruiser. A family member borrows it and drives to Darwin. In Darwin, the said family member (female) decides to let a male relative who had never driven have his first lesson in the car-park of units where I live. My Falcon is parked 14 spots away on the other side of a 30m wide car-park. The guy puts it in reverse and is so drunk / stoned he floors it, travels almost 60m in reverse an wipes out the driver's side of the Falcon, in the process getting the rear wheels stuck in the storm water drain. Two other female relatives then drag him from the vehicle and move it back to the other side of the car-park.

Another resident got the rego of the vehicle and gave me the details and description of the male driver. All this information was passed on to the
Police. Now here is where it gets interesting.

Police spoke to the owner of the vehicle who gave them the name of the female relative who took the vehicle to Darwin. She is spoken to and gives the name of the unlicensed male she let drive the vehicle in the car-park. Police spoke to the u/l driver who denies he was there then states it was one of two other female relatives who did the damage and gives Police their names. Police speak to them and they deny it was them and only moved the vehicle out of the storm drain. Of course no one saw who was driving the Land Cruiser at the time of the accident.

Now, according to Police, because everyone has done the correct thing and given the name of the person involved, unless it is admitted to, they can do nothing.

The male asked Police who gave them his description. He then returned and smashed the windscreen of the guys Corolla who witnessed the incident and Police can't git him for that either.