[pauljh74]

Got home tonight to find a Range Rover parked with the lights off - hidden away off the driveway in front of my garage. The driveway serves the garages for 2 of the 3 units on the block. Doing this at 1 am on a Sat night = really dodgy.
Approached the window to find a young woman in the driver's seat and a guy on the back seat. I ask them why are they in front of my garage and they say they just dropped off a friend next door.

They look like they've been out and not like they are robbing my house, so my initial fears subside. Then afterwards I processed the fogged up windows and the used tissues/paper towels discarded on my driveway and I think they were there for "privacy". They could have kept their rubbish in their car as I'll have to clean up their tissues most likely contaminated with bodily fluids tomorrow.

If I was to indulge an immediate urge with a female companion in a car, I'd probably park it on the street in a quiet industrial estate - there are a few nearby rather than trespass on somebody's home and have them worry they are being robbed!