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Originally Posted by poppa smurf
well paint my bum blue and call me dopey!!! ....I didnt know that. however there are many things i dont know....I dont read all posts (Pssst, just between you and me..your pic doesn't do you justice, most unfortunate  ) |
Admittedly I haven't made it easy, my profile pic being of a drunk irishman and all.
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Originally Posted by poppa smurf
well seeing as to how you are one of them there females of the species would you mind telling me how to proceed on a daily basis so as to not upset you females.
this I have failed to achieve after 35 years of marriage and some 5 years of going "steady"......sad really, we were high school sweethearts
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I genuinely have no idea. I seem to **** off my girlfriends all the time. Dunno why, or how, but somehow existing can upset women sometimes. The only thing that upsets me is when Dave leaves dirty dishes in the sink to play video games when I'm doing overtime (we have a dishwasher), and when he leaves cupboards or drawers open, because apparently I like to walk into doors and drawers
However, if I am ****ed off handing me a cat seems to calm me down
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